SNL’ Wants to Sell You ‘Complicit,’ the New Perfume from Ivanka TrumpMore
14 March, 2017, 00:08
Last night Saturday Night Live scored an excellent episode, with great sketches that were amusing, sharp and pointed, with strong performances all around.
This week's installment of Saturday Night Live featured a spoof fragrance ad skewering Ivanka Trump's crucial-but-undefined role in her father's web of chaos.
At one point during the sketch, after the little gizmo helmet slipped off the dog and Johannson put it back in place, Bennett seemed to ad-lib about her "condescending attitude" that made him "vote for Trump in the first place".
The mock ad spot for her brand's "Complicit" scent shows Johansson in a perfume commercial that checks off all the boxes: Alluring outfit, glamorous ambiance and slow motion shots. "A feminist.an advocate a champion for women, but like, how?"
As Scarlett re-applies some make-up, her mirror-image reflects her father, Donald J. Trump, and the voice-over says, 'She doesn't crave the spotlight, but we see her. "She's Ivanka", a female narrator can be heard saying in a sensual tone, as Johansson walks into what looks to be some sort of high-class, black-tie event. In fact, there wasn't a single bad sketch in the entire show this week, and we're betting there will be a cut for time sketch showing up on YouTube this week that was too good to leave unseen.
In a sketch titled "Shud the Mermaid" Scarlett Johansson played against type big time, joining Kate McKinnon's Blobfish-like and completely creepy mermaid named Shud as her best friend, the equally horrifying "Kunk".
The commercial continues with glamour shots of Ivanka and then comes the first comedic bulls eye: "She's handsome".
He was told by a commander leading the troops (played by Kenan Thompson) that everyone in California had "been killed by the aliens".
Ivanka knows where her bread is buttered. "Who here loves Trump? She's loyal, devoted, but probably should've bounced after the whole Access Hollywood bus thing", the voiceover continued. The award-winning actress appeared in a two-minute parody commercial for a fragrance called "Complicit".
So, Facebook allows you to customize how you share by tapping the "more" icon and then choosing "Everyone Except" or "Custom". It's virtually the same feature already available on Snapchat, Instagram and WhatsApp, but just goes by a different name.
The trailer is filled with supplies needed for crews to restore power. "We see two, three per year high wind events", Manion said. They are aiming to have another 200,000 customers restored today with 90 percent of customers back by Sunday evening.
Earlier this month, a study into Komodo dragon blood found numerous elements that could result in better antibiotics for humans. The scaly beasts are related to snakes and will eat nearly anything they find from deer, pigs, water buffalo and even humans.
By now you're well aware of the Syracuse Orange's first round matchup with the Miami Hurricanes in the ACC Tournament . Now that that's out of the way, Miami turns their focus to #1 seed and ACC Regular Season Champion North Carolina .
Former Clemson tight end Dwayne Allen is being traded to the NFL's defending champions, according to multiple reports. Roughly 24 hours prior to the opening of free agency, the Patriots are making a major splash in the trade market.
The actor also confirmed to the publication that he shared scenes with John Bradley, who plays Samwell Tarly . Broadbent shared even more details that will add fire to fan theories about who exactly this archmaester is.
The arch was one of the most famous symbols of Malta and featured in numerous films and tv series including " Game of Thrones ". He said: "There are many, many people who are interested in what can happen after this huge, incredible landmark disappeared".
He started five games the next year but fell out of favor with new coach Lovie Smith, who led the Bears for nine seasons. The two spent time together during their tenure in Tampa Bay playing for the Buccaneers during Glennon's rookie season.
The two clubs have met each other 70 times in all competitions, with Liverpool claiming 30 victories compared to Burnley's 22. If not, Divock Origi will be eager to impress Klopp. "We just tried to fight and do everything to win the game".
Ann-Marie James, 33, was stabbed in the chest at a flat in Wolverhampton by Melvin James, West Midlands Police said. Medics treated " a number of patients " after the domestic-related attack on Wednesday morning.
LA Galaxy have made a "new offer" to lure Manchester United striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic away from Old Trafford, according to reports.
Lorde Dances Like Nobody's Watching on SNL
It will be C.K.'s fourth time as an emcee on the NBC sketch show, but it will be a first time for duo Drew Taggart and Alex Pall. And in case you missed it, be sure to check out with her BFF Taylor Swift had to say about "Green Light"!
Ireland slips from world-beaters to Six Nations also-rans
Darting and sniping around the fringes, Webb departed to a standing ovation on 66 minutes when he was replaced by Gareth Davies. Sexton gave the Irish the lead on a rare foray out of their half but the Welsh pressure told eventually.
Arsenal v Lincoln City
And it was clear from Wenger's lineup that he wasn't taking any risks against the non-league opponents. It was a football education". "It's an impossible job to keep everybody quiet", Wenger said .
Hyundai FE Fuel Cell Concept revealed… range up to 800km
An integrated storage and charging space for an electric scooter is located in the trunk for "last mile" transportation. Not only that, but power density of the fuel cell is said to be 30% better, helping boost its range to 497 miles.
Turkey warns USA on Raqqah push with Kurdish help
Washington has stated its opposition to the Kurdish-led autonomous zones in northern Syria , even as it backs the YPG militarily. Turkish forces have already pushed deep into northern Syria to retake Islamic State-held territory along its borders.
QB Hoyer appears headed to 49ers
The acquisition of Brian Hoyer won't deter the San Francisco 49ers from trying to further improve their quarterback situation. The Bears and 49ers are set to play this season at Soldier Field, where Hoyer figures to square off with his now-former team.